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World Cup 2018: Group A & B last game Review

With the last fixtures in each group being played this week, the World Cup games are getting a bit more exciting. All the trash teams like South Korea (no offence) who have unnecessarily taken up 90 minutes of our time are being swept aside and the teams we expected to progress are advancing to the round of 16. Let’s review the last games in groups A and B.

Group A

I was secretly… okay openly, hoping Russia get eliminated from this group because as a South African I still hate being the only host country to be knocked out of the tournament’s group stage.

Plus we may have had the most difficult group in World Cup history, France, Mexico, and Uruguay… All these teams were in the top 20 of the FIFA rankings… it’s bullshit we ended up being grouped with those guys.

I digress.

I had hoped Egypt would represent the continent well, Uruguay were the favourites and Saudi Arabia had never won a FIFA World Cup game.

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Quick Preview Euro 2016 Final – France v Portugal

Tonight sees the host France take on (the-second-most-unlikest-team-to-reach-the-final-after-Iceland) Portugal in the Euro finals.

Portugal boss Fernando Santos aka the luckiest man on planet earth hasn’t been fazed by the media’s criticism on how his team has performed thus far in the tournament.

“I want them to keep saying the same thing,”

“That we’re this and we’re that, that we won undeservedly.

“That’s what I would like them to say – that we won and we didn’t deserve it. That would be amazing. I’d be going home very happy if they said that. And I will be going home very happy.”

Hm Santos sounds pretty confident. It’s either he knows something that we don’t or he is delusional.

He continued…

“I said at the time of the draw that Portugal would possibly get to the final and win it, we were a candidate,” Yup! I can confirm he is delusional.

“I always said there were three favourites – the title holders [Spain], the word champions [Germany] and France because they are playing at home.”

“France are at home, they’re in the final and they have a lot of potential. So they are favourites. I do not think this is odd at all to think so.”

“Whether they will win or not is a whole different thing. I think Portugal will win.”

Portugal haven’t offered much in this tournament. It has come as a surprise to many ( even the Portuguese) that they have made it this far.

3 simple ways to beat Portugal.

1. Mark Cristiano
2. Keep marking Cristiano
3. Poison Cristiano’s breakfast

Former France captain and now French manager Didier Deschamps has been thinking long and hard on how he can neutralize the solitary Portuguese threat that is Cristiano Ronaldo.

“If there is an anti-Ronaldo plan, no one has yet found the recipe,” Deschamps said. “He’s a top player, he’s got great athletic attributes in the air.”

‘It’s not just that he can get up high, but he can hang there as well.”

“I think his abdominal muscles, his six pack is there for a reason.” I think Dechamps may have a crush on the Portuguese heartthrob

He continued…

“But there are two things that are very tough to combat in football: pace and the aerial threat.”

“It would be great to neutralise him, of course, but we need to be wary and limit his influence. That will be important to do.”

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